OMG I swear these things are a pain in the ass to tame 😥
Zeus:release the kraken
(Help me I’m to much of a nerd)
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Me: WOOHOO I'LL GO TAME A TUSO
1 millisecond later:
Your carbony has been killed by a tusoteuthis.
Luckily I have a turtle so I can tame one I made a turtle army GO TURTLES........they're taking forever
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.