Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-15T12:11:23+00:00

I was playing with my friend and I told him i have to go eat aquiescencia in irl and he’s answer: YOU WANT TO TENTACLE aka our tuso 🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-28T22:28:57+00:00

Oooo mister squidward, I SHOULD KICK YOUR F**CKIN A**

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-01T15:04:45+00:00

I found a alpha one beached worst mistake I was encumbered for ages

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2019-03-08T22:18:38+00:00

I feel violated very much after this.

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2019-02-06T23:41:06+00:00

If you think the surface of dead islands bad just wait till u see the ocean surrounding it

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-06T17:20:09+00:00

If you search kraken, it comes up with this.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-17T21:16:15+00:00

For a good ruddy feast, go deep sea diving and (somehow) kill one and harvest the fish meat. And invite your entire tribe (or the entire server if you have killed multiple) to a feast with the main course being kalamari.

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2018-05-12T20:50:18+00:00

Listen to bubbles they say black pearls

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2018-05-04T04:38:48+00:00

The baby squids eat fish I foundation the hard way

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-16T18:45:05+00:00

They rare. Mainly in easy there rare. I figured that out cuz my world is ez mode :c

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-25T15:49:22+00:00

To survive say sushi time:):):)

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-07T18:14:51+00:00

That’s some nice red drop farming you’re doing there...it would be a shame if anything happened to it

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-03T00:00:48+00:00

I found a leoperodon (idk how to spell its name) yet no tuso. (Keep in mind leo’s are rarer than tuso’s) -Gabriel

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-26T23:53:32+00:00

When you attack enemy base from the water and you hear one of them say release the Kraken.

God have mercy

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-18T22:27:44+00:00

Squidward overweight brother or is it just too big,hmm I can't tell

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-12T17:27:16+00:00

Ya just bola ur friend and get those flippers on and run😈

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-26T22:47:08+00:00

Yall sad Hes rare i found one near shore in south zone 3 mobile my spino and i didnt have a great day

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-23T19:19:37+00:00

OMG I swear these things are a pain in the ass to tame 😥

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-21T08:27:08+00:00

He will knock you down...and only God knows what the hell this creature is doing to you while sleeping

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-05-28T18:31:49+00:00

Me: trying to tame one

Giant squid: doesn’t want to be tamed right now

Me: what do you mean it doesn’t want to be tamed right now

Giant squid: sprays ink

Me: finding out I have to to let it grab my tame

Giant squid: … doesn’t grab my Dino

Me: “spams attack’’

Giant squid: “(spams spray in on me)’’

Me: (rages so hard)

My brother: (laughing so hard)

Me: (rages to hard)