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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-01T15:04:45+00:00

I found a alpha one beached worst mistake I was encumbered for ages

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2019-03-08T22:18:38+00:00

I feel violated very much after this.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-02-06T23:41:06+00:00

If you think the surface of dead islands bad just wait till u see the ocean surrounding it

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-06T17:20:09+00:00

If you search kraken, it comes up with this.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-17T21:16:15+00:00

For a good ruddy feast, go deep sea diving and (somehow) kill one and harvest the fish meat. And invite your entire tribe (or the entire server if you have killed multiple) to a feast with the main course being kalamari.

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2019-10-25T15:49:22+00:00

To survive say sushi time:):):)

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2018-05-12T20:50:18+00:00

Listen to bubbles they say black pearls

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2018-05-04T04:38:48+00:00

The baby squids eat fish I foundation the hard way

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-16T18:45:05+00:00

They rare. Mainly in easy there rare. I figured that out cuz my world is ez mode :c

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-07T18:14:51+00:00

That’s some nice red drop farming you’re doing there...it would be a shame if anything happened to it

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-03T00:00:48+00:00

I found a leoperodon (idk how to spell its name) yet no tuso. (Keep in mind leo’s are rarer than tuso’s) -Gabriel

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-26T23:53:32+00:00

When you attack enemy base from the water and you hear one of them say release the Kraken.

God have mercy

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-02-18T22:27:44+00:00

Squidward overweight brother or is it just too big,hmm I can't tell

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-08-12T17:27:16+00:00

Ya just bola ur friend and get those flippers on and run😈

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-26T22:47:08+00:00

Yall sad Hes rare i found one near shore in south zone 3 mobile my spino and i didnt have a great day

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-23T19:19:37+00:00

OMG I swear these things are a pain in the ass to tame 😥

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2018-10-21T08:27:08+00:00

He will knock you down...and only God knows what the hell this creature is doing to you while sleeping

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-14T23:12:59+00:00

did you know if you put the filters aquatic The Island battle creatures and endgame this is the only one who shows up

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-28T18:31:49+00:00

Me: trying to tame one

Giant squid: doesn’t want to be tamed right now

Me: what do you mean it doesn’t want to be tamed right now

Giant squid: sprays ink

Me: finding out I have to to let it grab my tame

Giant squid: … doesn’t grab my Dino

Me: “spams attack’’

Giant squid: “(spams spray in on me)’’

Me: (rages so hard)

My brother: (laughing so hard)

Me: (rages to hard)

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-11T14:20:53+00:00

Me:spawns

Squid:spawns

Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100

Squid:wants to find something

Me:goes under water with a megalodon

Squid:sees me

Me:sees squid

Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that

Squid:oh look some one to hug

Squid:hugs me so hard that I die

Squid:.......OWAAAAAAAAA HAHAWAAAAAAA WAAA SORRY

Megalodon(untamed):eats my coarps

Squid: hugs mega

Mega:dies

Moral:I died then my shark unclaimed its self shark takes revenge and so the squid takes revenge