If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

Did you know that squidward is actually an octopus

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

I tamed a 290 with cooked fish meat where’s my medal and sleep

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer