Me: ah yes, time to find a tuso :D
*5 years later…*
Me: ok..I can find a tuso..
*5 more years later..*
Me: WHERE IS THE TUSO-
Alpha mosa: hi :D
Me: ….FRI-
Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...
Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.
Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?
Up for respects to mobile.
THEY ARE HUGE!!!!! IM TERRIFIED OF THE OCEAN AGAIN
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
