Is that a squid, an octopus? Nope. That’s your respawn screen.
Tusoteuthis
The Tusoteuthis is a massive, aggressive squid found in the depths of the oceans. In battle, the Tusoteuthis can grab its prey and knock it unconcious, siphoning its blood to gain health. Once tamed, the ink from a Tusoteuthis can be used as a constant Oil source. Some survivors choose to hunt the Tusoteuthis for its Oil.
Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.
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In fact this was my bro’s first tame
it’s cute change my mind I bet you cant
Blood salker of the water found one after 1 year of looking
No shot I found a liop b4 one of these
Release the kraken or whatever!
See the way u take the tusoteuthis is by force feeding it ball sacks... It works very well
I want to be your Friend. Why you so Mad Bro ?
Hey you I say to the squid. Squid:do you want a hug. Me:no... don't touch me *forget on p
V.p* some1 raids me I NEED A HUG. Squid : I can give you 1. Me: no *falls in the water*.in mind:got dang it enemy. Enemy:* sticks out toungh*me in mind : I hate you. Squid :* grabs…
Hey you I say to the squid. Squid:do you want a hug. Me:no... don't touch me *forget on p
V.p* some1 raids me I NEED A HUG. Squid : I can give you 1. Me: no *falls in the water*.in mind:got dang it enemy. Enemy:* sticks out toungh*me in mind : I hate you. Squid :* grabs me*. Me: oh no let me go*falls a sleep* that's the end lol this is 134 from that RockWell tip 🙃😀🙂🙃🙂🙃🤗.
Inserrt henti joke here.
I painted my balls black and shoved them down there thought now I have a gay squid tamed
Let me tell ye a tale aboot a great white toofless whale...
Big squids escape peeing black smoke to blind their enemies like day dream in Pacific
Why can these guys grab each other? It looks really awkward
Me: *shivering in fear* robert muldoon: run.......... I've got her....... me: *runs to the emergancy bunker* *a couple minutes later* *the giant squid approaches muldoon while muldoon is to busy aiming at the other squid* muldoon: clever girl....... *robert muldoon…
Me: *shivering in fear* robert muldoon: run.......... I've got her....... me: *runs to the emergancy bunker* *a couple minutes later* *the giant squid approaches muldoon while muldoon is to busy aiming at the other squid* muldoon: clever girl....... *robert muldoon screaming* (ok if you've watched jurassic park everyone you know this but with the raptors instead of the squids here)
The male would destroy the females asz home and would make here bleed
Guys! Don’t listen to anybody here, it is actually really nice and fun and will not hurt you!
This is just a Squidward on steroids
What is this wild card?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!???