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Tusoteuthis
The Tusoteuthis is a massive, aggressive squid found in the depths of the oceans. In battle, the Tusoteuthis can grab its prey and knock it unconcious, siphoning its blood to gain health. Once tamed, the ink from a Tusoteuthis can be used as a constant Oil source. Some survivors choose to hunt the Tusoteuthis for its Oil.
Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.
Gimme your toes dinosaur name idea
o my fuking gosh its a giant testi- ER, I MEEN TENTICLE monster
IVE NEVER SEEN ONE AND IVE been playing for TWO YEARS help meeeeee I play on Xbox one this is a distress call
Got dem black dildos boisss.
This reminds me f the kraken WARNING!!! Don’t venture alone with a boat
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Is it a he or a she though?
C A N I P U T M Y B A L L S I N Y O J A W S
fonds a erie one next to norm one
I was swimmin being me and then I saw the squid I tried to run away but it spiked me with chlorophyll and me took a nap then I woke up in my bed I went back to get my stuff but it squirted black ink in my eyes and it ate nibbles my giant mosa I tried to resurface but it dragged…
I was swimmin being me and then I saw the squid I tried to run away but it spiked me with chlorophyll and me took a nap then I woke up in my bed I went back to get my stuff but it squirted black ink in my eyes and it ate nibbles my giant mosa I tried to resurface but it dragged me to the depths
It shoved its tentacles in me then I fell I asleep when I woke up I was on the beach feeling tipsy
Release the henti
Words
Technically this squid likes black balls launched up it's butthole...
*insert hentai joke* *becomes normie* *reee for the lulz xD*
Spongebob: SQUIDWARD NO!
Squidward: I HAVE TO GO TO SQUID GAME ITS MY DESTINY!!!
Squid game: COME TO THE SQUID SIDE!!!
🦑+💺= Squidward ON A CHAIR!
You cannot grab other wild tuso's
Like they can grab you but you can't 😁
Thanks wild card
On new mobile they spawn like shi**
Bro are you serious
Like i saw two alpha's at the top left corner of the map TOGETHER!!!
And three regular one's while searching for mosa's
Like come on they almost killed my mosa
If i had not set dino damage to…
On new mobile they spawn like shi**
Bro are you serious
Like i saw two alpha's at the top left corner of the map TOGETHER!!!
And three regular one's while searching for mosa's
Like come on they almost killed my mosa
If i had not set dino damage to zero
Hounor able mention that the new mobile alpha spawn is way to much
Totally not sus....
These little swimming turds are the definition of SUSSY BAKA...
Lemme tell you why...
1:You jump into the ocean
2:You look for a Tuso
3:You find a Tuso
4:You wanna tame it
5:You stick a tame into its a** which is VERY SUS!
Dont search for these f*cks it is impossible sorry for the language but fr I searched for one for 6 hours havent seen a damn thing they are highly rare dont waste your damn time
Captain: Arrr!!! It be the kraken!!!
Crew mate: giant… squid…