Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Hey you I say to the squid. Squid:do you want a hug. Me:no... don't touch me *forget on p
V.p* some1 raids me I NEED A HUG. Squid : I can give you 1. Me: no *falls in the water*.in mind:got dang it enemy. Enemy:* sticks out toungh*me in mind : I hate you. Squid :* grabs me*. Me: oh no let me go*falls a sleep* that's the end lol this is 134 from that RockWell tip πππππππ€.
More Tusoteuthis Funny Tips
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is how my grandma hugs me.
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Thatβs some nice red drop farming youβre doing there...it would be a shame if anything happened to it
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.