Mosasaur:Useful as hell
Tusoteuthis: Hold my beer
Tusoteuthis
The Tusoteuthis is a massive, aggressive squid found in the depths of the oceans. In battle, the Tusoteuthis can grab its prey and knock it unconcious, siphoning its blood to gain health. Once tamed, the ink from a Tusoteuthis can be used as a constant Oil source. Some survivors choose to hunt the Tusoteuthis for its Oil.
Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.
...ark is the weirdest game I have ever played.
Cut of its testicles... I mean tenticles
He wants to give u a hug to make u feel better but sometimes he squeezes too hard and makes u unconscious
Kin
I’ve seen enough hentai
To know where this is going
Pro players, “I wish to tame it, it were a bit harder.”
Tuso, “Thaaats what she said.”
I am a tuso
And u no uso
I need to grab things
That’s my taming
I need black pearls
Not a guy named eral
I have tenticles
U have menticle
I squrit ink
U do a wink
I am a tuso
Ur no uso
-the tuso song
Am i the only one who wants to name theres kraken
They are not agressive
They just want a hug but if ur weak he will kill u until u are strong monke🐒
*this thing at 2 in the morning* CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
*me* not dealing with this testicle
im confuesd is this squid Jerky or squidward🙃
On Pve Ark mobile you can tranq ur tribe mates by grabbing them!
I'm casually on a server with a max wild of 900 and I run into a lvl 3000 and it one shots me.best thing is my sarco sacrificed me to live and is still alive.
I was fighting a therizino that was killed by this and said "OH S*** NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE KRAKEN!!!"
This think is stronger then squidwerd
Squid: dodole la do te di a fadea! Me: you are just squid 🎮
Rare right nop I’m waching 6 of them destroy my plese army
Normal day
I taught it's a oily rock it cathed me and asghar(name of my sarco)
We were looking for pteratons (because mine stinked and my moms died) and we saw an alpha then we scaredley flew away and saw another BE CARFUL THEY I THINK CAN KNOCK YOU OUT IN SECONDS