When this thing is at low hp: Pocket sand

whoever did it or was in radius:Ahhhhhh!

Found one near the shores of red oble and I tried killing it but my tribemate stole the kill so I killed my tribemate

This mf can grab megalodons, bogus.

you've just gotta shove the black balls right down it'a throat. *Michael Scott "that's what she said!"*

Hey what’s that over there there’s eight tentacles what are those weird pincers. Let’s swim over ahh oh no it’s a alpha tusoteuthis run gurgle its got me save yourselves ohh it just wants a hug hey buddy owe it pierced me I’m feeling woozy. Ohh it hugged me too hard death happens.

The reader

Y’all need bleach, holy water, and a trip to horny jail

OCEN MEN LET ME BE UR LUCH XDDDD

Talk about the colossal squid XD

Play the Pirates of the Caribbean if trying to encounter one on a ship-looking raft and relive yourself as good ol (Captain) Jack Sparrow!!!

THIS IS THE RESAON WE SHOULD AVOID THE OCEN GOR 200000MILLON YEARS!!!!!!

This thing will kracken your ass

Why does everyone kill me all the time? Why me?! Oh well, at least there are no blue whales around he- oh snap. Your basilosaurus lv 1000 killed a tuso, lv 4!

I was searching the ocean with my megladon when I saw THIS.. Everything in ark is bigger than the picture describes :’)

Hold on a minute.

Sticking black balls down the throat of a giant tentacle monster?

That's kinky.

Wildcard loves hentai. No discussion.

We have all the evidence.

We could have just knocked it out.

But Jat can't fap to that.

Squidwurds dad

Zeus:release the kraken

(Help me I’m to much of a nerd)

Luckily I have a turtle so I can tame one I made a turtle army GO TURTLES........they're taking forever

Found two TWO liopleurodon before I found ONE tusoteuthisand on top of that I was trying to tame on but I found an Alfa level 28 witch is decent for the island

You ded

Well there might be some people are in that kinky stuff.