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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-11T14:20:53+00:00

Me:spawns

Squid:spawns

Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100

Squid:wants to find something

Me:goes under water with a megalodon

Squid:sees me

Me:sees squid

Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that

Squid:oh look some one to hug

Squid:hugs me so hard that I die

Squid:.......OWAAAAAAAAA HAHAWAAAAAAA WAAA SORRY

Megalodon(untamed):eats my coarps

Squid: hugs mega

Mega:dies

Moral:I died then my shark unclaimed its self shark takes revenge and so the squid takes revenge

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-01T20:14:42+00:00

Tame it, name it Squidward and boom you have your very own Squidward, but I don’t think you’ll have any luck when it comes to playing with his nose

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2018-04-28T13:44:43+00:00

I don't think you have seen enough anime to know where this is going

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2024-05-14T23:12:59+00:00

did you know if you put the filters aquatic The Island battle creatures and endgame this is the only one who shows up

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-03-01T16:00:07+00:00

other people: Bruh where is this guy and how to find him!

Me: finds one first try and had a balm and black pearls along with my level 680 turtle with all levels into health Hehe boi ez tuso tame.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2019-10-25T15:54:00+00:00

I found one near the red place and went down the underwater cliff and thx so much random meg

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2017-09-27T03:05:37+00:00

Don't try making ur self black and swim out to find one they don't like it when u tame them with balls that get pulled back out of their mouths

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-01T13:59:25+00:00

Find them at the bottom of the ocean.P S. they can grab mosa

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-09T18:26:58+00:00

“Eats black pearls”, so to tame it you need to make three rafts. They should be made of wood. Even better, have people come on it and say “arghhh”.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-08-09T18:21:48+00:00

The leedsicthys has been decrowned people.

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-08-06T15:03:42+00:00

I was on my raft when I saw one and I thought where’s jack sparrow?

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-02-01T12:54:20+00:00

Use doed to tame . doe is swimming fast

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-11T12:56:09+00:00

Squidward never wants to be tamed

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-12-04T19:41:24+00:00

Me:sees squid

Tuso: die!

THE KRAKEN HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-11-28T12:50:05+00:00

Well these thing just suck up your tame then you just shove something up it but. YUP totally normal

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-01T11:26:30+00:00

me with high level carbonemys : hi. squid : takes carbonemys

me also : heck me again : GIVES 50 PEARLS AND IT TAMES INSTANTLY

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-30T09:40:22+00:00

Go to vikings Bay on ragnarok swim to the bottom and find a tuso

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2019-02-23T20:03:25+00:00

Wtf where do you find the squid

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-03T02:37:10+00:00

This thing will murder you and might want help to tame

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-10T20:27:16+00:00

They protecc

They attacc

But most importantly

They have grab attacc