you've just gotta shove the black balls right down it'a throat. *Michael Scott "that's what she said!"*
Tusoteuthis
The Tusoteuthis is a massive, aggressive squid found in the depths of the oceans. In battle, the Tusoteuthis can grab its prey and knock it unconcious, siphoning its blood to gain health. Once tamed, the ink from a Tusoteuthis can be used as a constant Oil source. Some survivors choose to hunt the Tusoteuthis for its Oil.
Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.
Hey what’s that over there there’s eight tentacles what are those weird pincers. Let’s swim over ahh oh no it’s a alpha tusoteuthis run gurgle its got me save yourselves ohh it just wants a hug hey buddy owe it pierced me I’m feeling woozy. Ohh it hugged me too hard…
Hey what’s that over there there’s eight tentacles what are those weird pincers. Let’s swim over ahh oh no it’s a alpha tusoteuthis run gurgle its got me save yourselves ohh it just wants a hug hey buddy owe it pierced me I’m feeling woozy. Ohh it hugged me too hard death happens.
The reader
Y’all need bleach, holy water, and a trip to horny jail
This mf can grab megalodons, bogus.
OCEN MEN LET ME BE UR LUCH XDDDD
Talk about the colossal squid XD
Play the Pirates of the Caribbean if trying to encounter one on a ship-looking raft and relive yourself as good ol (Captain) Jack Sparrow!!!
THIS IS THE RESAON WE SHOULD AVOID THE OCEN GOR 200000MILLON YEARS!!!!!!
This thing will kracken your ass
Why does everyone kill me all the time? Why me?! Oh well, at least there are no blue whales around he- oh snap. Your basilosaurus lv 1000 killed a tuso, lv 4!
Hold on a minute.
Sticking black balls down the throat of a giant tentacle monster?
That's kinky.
Wildcard loves hentai. No discussion.
We have all the evidence.
We could have just knocked it out.
But Jat can't fap to that.
I was searching the ocean with my megladon when I saw THIS.. Everything in ark is bigger than the picture describes :’)
Squidwurds dad
Zeus:release the kraken
(Help me I’m to much of a nerd)
Luckily I have a turtle so I can tame one I made a turtle army GO TURTLES........they're taking forever
Found two TWO liopleurodon before I found ONE tusoteuthisand on top of that I was trying to tame on but I found an Alfa level 28 witch is decent for the island
You ded
Well there might be some people are in that kinky stuff.
Me: *finds tuso*
Tuso: hai
Me: hai
That one random Meg about to be annihalated: hi. I want to die
These are aquatic Karens. You give them pearls and they ruin everyone’s day