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What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-03-09T14:42:00+00:00

Searched for an hour. What I found was 2 alphas and one meshed in rocks.😪

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-26T22:14:24+00:00

If you see one nock out your friend and run

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-01-01T20:06:46+00:00

Tuso: let me hold ur carbo

Me:okay

Game:level 150 carbo was killed by a level 29 tuso

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-30T17:12:07+00:00

[*] my angler but im gona revenge on this shit

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-15T22:47:00+00:00

I have one and I named it the kraken 😂😂 tho the kraken in the movie was different this the the original version the one in the old myths

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-03T16:56:19+00:00

Release the SHMENTAI KRAKEN!

here you stupid app more words

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-28T11:38:13+00:00

Why do these things take so long to breed 3.1 maturation and im already losing my mind hope its worth it though

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-26T08:24:17+00:00

Only tame if you want to yeeet dino or enemies also use consumable.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-31T23:26:11+00:00

Were's Moby D1CK when you need him to deal with a giant tentacle monster.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-08T17:46:54+00:00

How to tame: give it a raft and call it the black pearl boom instead tame but warning jack sparrow must be on raft or it’ll swim back to Davy Jones. Also if barbosa comes instantly kill him. Happy taming 👍.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-07T04:01:23+00:00

I want! To! Find! One I don't want to wait for them to spawn please somebody have a g.p.s with you and go on YouTube and look at the g.p.s and tell the people on YouTube what the g.p.s says

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-03T22:29:20+00:00

Titans whoa!!!!!!

Magic show

Everyone

Scwid

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-01T14:33:27+00:00

Dont leave your tuso in the middle of the ocean especially if it's your only tame like for me my fist creature I tamed and its lost.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-28T09:17:39+00:00

If you see one with long hair covering it's eye RUN! Or stay if its your thing.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-13T23:50:52+00:00

When u see them I LIKE EM BIG I LIKE EM CHUNKY I LIKE EM BIG I LIKE PLUMPY I LIKE EM ROUND WITH SOMETHING SOMETHING SHE LIKE SOUND

That’s all I know but that’s what you sing when u tame tuso and see a mosa while riding it and it says non-violent it’s not very non violent when it grabs your itchy and kills it R.I.P speedy

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2019-09-08T17:24:39+00:00

Pokemon!!!!!!

??????????????????

!!!!!!!!!!

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score 0 · Answer 17 · 2019-08-31T13:35:09+00:00

Me: tries taming tusotuethis with my best health mosa

Also me: floats up suddenly

Also also me: <0 <0

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score 0 · Answer 18 · 2018-02-20T13:45:59+00:00

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Actually do tame it, lost a 3 150 megalodons to a 100.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2025-03-29T03:32:43+00:00

One time I was scuba diving and and killing the ocean scorpion things then I was grabbed and pulled behind a under water arch my friend saw every thing because he had volumetricfog 0 he laughed hard as hell while I was screaming