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May 6, 2018
Hold on a minute.
Sticking black balls down the throat of a giant tentacle monster?
Wildcard loves hentai. No discussion.
We have all the evidence.
We could have just knocked it out.
But Jat can't fap to that.
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May 25, 2020
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
May 5, 2020
I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do
Dec 25, 2016
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
Apr 18, 2020
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
9 days ago
Were's Moby D1CK when you need him to deal with a giant tentacle monster.
4 weeks ago
I bet you will get married and have/adopt a kid before you find one.
Jan 27, 2017
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
Mar 12, 2017
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
Jul 11, 2020
The secret is to find it. Then feed it your soul.
Apr 12, 2020
Wow, ark. A giant squid with claws. Nice.
Give it a gun, while youre at it.
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