What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
At leas they can’t use rocket launchers… yet
T rex=I am the most powerful creature on ark.
Creatusoars;No,I am
Giga;i am
Murder turkey:Hold my posion beer.
Giga,trex creatuoars:dude,you’re a turkey
Murder turkey:i am no turkey.
(Kills them all)
Them::0000
I have never seen one before and hope not to. EVER. -Vampiregirl0312
I never saw one of these bad boys but I never will or try to find it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Time to make me some lava chicken - I mean turkey
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW STRONG THE STUPID THINGS LOOK THEY KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING !!!
Cook that baby for thanksgiving might taste some bullets
It actually looks cute I want one😭🤫
Me trying to prank friends with these: Yo! Look at that Turkey! Go kill it for some meat!
Friend: ok! (RIP)
Other friend: 😱
Me: you could do better! Go try!
Friend: fine (RIP)
*lol*
This turkey will eat you before you eat it
I had 30 gigas and 1 yuty to fight it and they all died
To lava but they still died
When I stared ark with my dad we were playing on the is and I decided to punch one and all the turkeys came and my dad kept building our base. Meanwhile I was running for my life lol
Earth, where man eat gobble creature
Ark, where man get eated by gobble creature
DO NOT believe the other tips as you can use them as easy hide
Ur basically asking for thanksgiving but ur the thanksgiving
Hmmmm. . . I swear the therizonosaurus looked a little different. . . Hrrrrmmmmmm. . .
I thought it would be a great Idea to fight this while I was a low level rookie mistake it destroyed me
🔪🦃
Is all I’m gonna say…
GitezGood
They look like a joke, but trust me … they will have the last laugh.
Every day, people die
From these beasts lurking
In the woods.
Many missing, many dead
Don’t go near the murder turky.