Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This turkey will eat you before you eat it
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:
He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...
He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..
So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo π
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If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
How the devs added them
Dev 1: make a dodo like bird
Dev 2: ok
Dev 3: Make it so it can one hit k.o.
Dev 2; Iβm gonna do a turkey that murders
Dev 1:Ok
Dev 2: just some finishing touches and, THERE!
results: that Murder Turkey thatβs imposible to beat
GitezGood
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
I swear I think that the producer is just letting his or her kid make up some of these
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill
Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.
How to have fun
Step one hit one
Step two let them hits you into the ocean
Step three realize that itβs already very cold
Step four freeze to death
Step five you are still alive
Step six sea sign and it says you were dead the whole time
This Turkey is responsible for the extinction of Prehistoric Life on Planet Earth