What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
POV: Your Terror Bird is evolving!
Yep suffer .
Spanish or vanish mf
~ Duo
What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy
This thing sounds scary🗡🦃 I hope I don’t want into it.
Me when i first see one: what an ugly dodo. Two seconds later: pick a respawn point.
Come on…
-Fool3
Y’a could’ve made this like…
In November, when turkeys are actually acknowledged
~ CPG
“What?… A murdure turkey… what??
Anyways lets get some mea…”
For Iron Maiden fans…
When you see a murder turkey sing this sign. This song it it will remind you what to do if you see one.
Run to the hills
Run for your lives!
Why can’t I bola it? It’s a freaking turkey how can it kill me in one shor
Tried killing one on my own. Next thing I know 3 more bum rushed me all at once and killed me before I could even react
the early dinosaur catch the murder turkey
When the turkey gets mad it becomes real murder
Thanks for ruining my thanksgiving.
I just wanted a stuffed turkey.
I have only killed one and I have played ark for almost two years.
Do not attack it: Worst mistake of my life.
Wait it’s December ark are you crazy?
The meteor that killed the Dino’s was not a meteor, it was this dude
It’s like thankskilling in ark it will run after like Freddy karuger
We're going back in time to get turkey off the menu