What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy

Me: Oh hey it’s a dodo!

Turkey: Gobble gobble!

Me: Dodos don’t say that!

Turkey: Gobble?

Me: Say “squawk”.

Turkey: Gobble.

Me: Squawk!

Turkey: Gobble.

Me: *gets angry and punches turkey*

Turkey: PREPARE TO DIE GOBBLE!!!

From: Po the Murder Turkey, who personally got punched by some dude, and finds it hard to type with my *gobble* wings! Thank you for audience. This type hard.

400 likes and I’ll tame one

-Ripasaurus

Dinos are big

Walls are plaster

U may be fast

But turkey is faster

Roses are red

violets are blue

u try to make thanksgiving

but he makes it out of u

Gigas are dead

Yutys are crying

He made kfc

And your tribe is dying

We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

Why can’t I bola it? It’s a freaking turkey how can it kill me in one shor

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

I have never seen one before and hope not to. EVER. -Vampiregirl0312