400 likes and I’ll tame one

-Ripasaurus

Dinos are big

Walls are plaster

U may be fast

But turkey is faster

Roses are red

violets are blue

u try to make thanksgiving

but he makes it out of u

Gigas are dead

Yutys are crying

He made kfc

And your tribe is dying

We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

T rex=I am the most powerful creature on ark.

Creatusoars;No,I am

Giga;i am

Murder turkey:Hold my posion beer.

Giga,trex creatuoars:dude,you’re a turkey

Murder turkey:i am no turkey.

(Kills them all)

Them::0000

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

The Abyssal Eater:

These Hellspawns come out at night,

And fill every creature with dread and fright,

They will kill Gigas,even titans without fight,

Be wary my child,as these monsters are humanity’s twilight.

“What?… A murdure turkey… what??

Anyways lets get some mea…”

Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill