What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy

Me: Oh hey it’s a dodo!

Turkey: Gobble gobble!

Me: Dodos don’t say that!

Turkey: Gobble?

Me: Say “squawk”.

Turkey: Gobble.

Me: Squawk!

Turkey: Gobble.

Me: *gets angry and punches turkey*

Turkey: PREPARE TO DIE GOBBLE!!!

From: Po the Murder Turkey, who personally got punched by some dude, and finds it hard to type with my *gobble* wings! Thank you for audience. This type hard.

400 likes and I’ll tame one

-Ripasaurus

Dinos are big

Walls are plaster

U may be fast

But turkey is faster

Roses are red

violets are blue

u try to make thanksgiving

but he makes it out of u

Gigas are dead

Yutys are crying

He made kfc

And your tribe is dying

We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

Why can’t I bola it? It’s a freaking turkey how can it kill me in one shor

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW STRONG THE STUPID THINGS LOOK THEY KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING !!!

I have never seen one before and hope not to. EVER. -Vampiregirl0312

Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill

I never saw one of these bad boys but I never will or try to find it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

On the 12th day of Christmas my tribmate sent to me:

12 murder turkeys,

11 Tek rexes,

10 megaraptor,

9 dreadnoughtus,

8 reaper kings,

7 giant bison,

6 armadoggo,

5 archelon

4 hatzegopyeryx

3 direwolves

2 carcharo's

And a dodo in a palm treeeeeeee

-Ira's Aquatics.

Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.

This Turkey is responsible for the extinction of Prehistoric Life on Planet Earth

When the Thanksgiving dinner fights back

This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:

He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...

He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..

So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo 💀

F 😔

This is what the duolingo bird looks like under his cute costume.

They literally just made a horror movie about thanksgiving😐

I swear I think that the producer is just letting his or her kid make up some of these