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What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:
He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...
He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..
So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo 💀
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