Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Ur basically asking for thanksgiving but ur the thanksgiving
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Tried killing one on my own. Next thing I know 3 more bum rushed me all at once and killed me before I could even react
πͺπ¦
Is all Iβm gonna sayβ¦
GitezGood
A carno attacked my dinos and they fighted back but they hit a βsuper turkeyβ then on the top of my screenβ¦ just red words. (Turkey trials update)
Ps. STAY AWAY
From
-Izak
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
The meteor that killed the Dinoβs was not a meteor, it was this dude
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
One turkey killed all my dinos on Thanksgiving today, happy turkey day
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood