Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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When I stared ark with my dad we were playing on the is and I decided to punch one and all the turkeys came and my dad kept building our base. Meanwhile I was running for my life lol
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We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood
This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:
He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...
He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..
So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo π
F π
How the devs added them
Dev 1: make a dodo like bird
Dev 2: ok
Dev 3: Make it so it can one hit k.o.
Dev 2; Iβm gonna do a turkey that murders
Dev 1:Ok
Dev 2: just some finishing touches and, THERE!
results: that Murder Turkey thatβs imposible to beat
GitezGood
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill
Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.
I swear I think that the producer is just letting his or her kid make up some of these
This Turkey is responsible for the extinction of Prehistoric Life on Planet Earth
When the Thanksgiving dinner fights back