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What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
These little demons are the most annoying things in ark when paired with microraptors. Let me explain why…
I’m walking through a redwood at night with my brand new lvl135 carchar. Im almost home at my base after the gruelling progress of taming a carchar (refer to the carcharodontosaurus page in dododex), and i cant wait till morning to take him out for a massive resource/xp run, when suddenly I’m smacked of my mount by a micro, stunned and seeing spots, when I take a hit and my torpor goes up up up (just like you should up this post👍😎👍😎). This is where I die, lose all my stuff, lose my 135 carchar and ragequit ark.
In summary, please, be careful in redwoods for this INCREDIBLY annoying combo.
Wanna know how scary they really are? It’s not them knocking you out with good armor… it’s about 30 minutes of dancing, then an hour later I wake up :D only to be killed, how long did that take? Oh just a set of Tek armor being destroyed by one level 50 troodon! (Great tames tho!) This note will self destruct in SIKKKKEEE u really thought I would do this?
Still here?
You will never escape :D
Done yet?
WHERE R U GOING
THERES NOTHING THERE FOR YOU
Btw how’s your day
Your my prisoner >:D
You keep scrolling…
Fine I’ll set you free
But first
Another 10 years to your sentence! Forget it see u later!