Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Based off the ender men rap
🎶 You don’t want to mess with a troodon no,no,no,no,no,no,no, You don’t want to mess with a troodon no,no,no,no,no, HEhEheHe DONT CONFUSE ME WITH A COMPY! THERE OUR BIGEST ENEMY! YA BETTER RUN AND HIDE BEFOR YA DIE! WE KNOCK YOU OUT ALRIGHT! KILL ALL YOUR DINO JUST FOR THE FUN! NOW YOU GOT TOADMIT IT! IM YOUR SLEEPIST FEAR! I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE DREAM CATCHER, I AM THE ONE THAT CAUSES THE DANGER SO RUN RUN RUN!🎶 thanks for singing along #Chelsel2013
These little demons are the most annoying things in ark when paired with microraptors. Let me explain why…
I’m walking through a redwood at night with my brand new lvl135 carchar. Im almost home at my base after the gruelling progress of taming a carchar (refer to the carcharodontosaurus page in dododex), and i cant wait till morning to take him out for a massive resource/xp run, when suddenly I’m smacked of my mount by a micro, stunned and seeing spots, when I take a hit and my torpor goes up up up (just like you should up this post👍😎👍😎). This is where I die, lose all my stuff, lose my 135 carchar and ragequit ark.
In summary, please, be careful in redwoods for this INCREDIBLY annoying combo.