Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
My tames and I were scouring the beaches in search of goodies, a unicorn, and other possible tames. Whistled passive, heard the hiss, and was knocked out after just a bite. ONE of my tames didn’t listen to my whistle and fought the Great War of 2-4 troodon (I was asleep) and WON!! Only reason I’m here to tell the tale!! #ForeverGratefulF###Troodon
Me riding around on my giga and then I feel something I
Bite my giga me looks down trod 😆 your so weak and then 15 more come out of nowhere with a alpha Rex trod who’s weak now me still you and then I ended up killing them trod are annoying dinosaurs like the comp so I hope you enjoy my tale. Void
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Based off the ender men rap
🎶 You don’t want to mess with a troodon no,no,no,no,no,no,no, You don’t want to mess with a troodon no,no,no,no,no, HEhEheHe DONT CONFUSE ME WITH A COMPY! THERE OUR BIGEST ENEMY! YA BETTER RUN AND HIDE BEFOR YA DIE! WE KNOCK YOU OUT ALRIGHT! KILL ALL YOUR DINO JUST FOR THE FUN! NOW YOU GOT TOADMIT IT! IM YOUR SLEEPIST FEAR! I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE DREAM CATCHER, I AM THE ONE THAT CAUSES THE DANGER SO RUN RUN RUN!🎶 thanks for singing along #Chelsel2013