
What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Based off the ender men rap
🎶 You don’t want to mess with a troodon no,no,no,no,no,no,no, You don’t want to mess with a troodon no,no,no,no,no, HEhEheHe DONT CONFUSE ME WITH A COMPY! THERE OUR BIGEST ENEMY! YA BETTER RUN AND HIDE BEFOR YA DIE! WE KNOCK YOU OUT ALRIGHT! KILL ALL YOUR DINO JUST FOR THE FUN! NOW YOU GOT TOADMIT IT! IM YOUR SLEEPIST FEAR! I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE DREAM CATCHER, I AM THE ONE THAT CAUSES THE DANGER SO RUN RUN RUN!🎶 thanks for singing along #Chelsel2013
Wanna know how scary they really are? It’s not them knocking you out with good armor… it’s about 30 minutes of dancing, then an hour later I wake up :D only to be killed, how long did that take? Oh just a set of Tek armor being destroyed by one level 50 troodon! (Great tames tho!) This note will self destruct in SIKKKKEEE u really thought I would do this?
Still here?
You will never escape :D
Done yet?
WHERE R U GOING
THERES NOTHING THERE FOR YOU
Btw how’s your day
Your my prisoner >:D
You keep scrolling…
Fine I’ll set you free
But first
Another 10 years to your sentence! Forget it see u later!