High Levels RUN

Low levels RUN

Did you do it?
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos

Troodons in the day
Troodon1: “Hey, wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon2: “Sure why not”
Me: “Oh no it’s these stupid things” *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: “Hey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon 2: “Sure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: “Hey, I brought five hour energy who wants?”
*all troodons drink it
Me: “Oh my god” *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**

One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Let’s get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!

For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.

As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.

Troodon:oh look at this noob he’s wereing tek
Other troodon:ikr
Lvl100 tek boi:look at those stupid troo-
*Master of masters LVL100 died to troodon lvl 1*

Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are

Me:*Walks into redwoods at night*
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!

Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit

(Wake me up!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)

The only thing that gives you more torpor than him are math classes.

Me: Well, look at this little guy-
-you were killed by troodon lvl:1-
Me: You facking little compy from hell

Let's get this to 999 likes to petition Wildcard to NERF THESE A-HOLES

What I see (DEATH)
What my friend sees(COMPY!)
What my tames see(LUNCH!)
what the troodon sees (tames are food.)
Please upv0te

Nocked me when I was looking for a high level thyla to tame, in the beginning of the redwoods and then three dilos finished me of...

RIP human level 64, you will be remembered.

The only good troodon is no troodon

This are hell from beneath
If you see one run on sight

This is basically a tiny yuty ⬆️ If u think so to

Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.

“Go to the jungle” they said.

“It’ll be fun” they said.