Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
High Levels RUN
Low levels RUN
Did you do it?
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos
Troodons in the day
Troodon1: βHey, wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon2: βSure why notβ
Me: βOh no itβs these stupid thingsβ *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: βHey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon 2: βSure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: βHey, I brought five hour energy who wants?β
*all troodons drink it
Me: βOh my godβ *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
Troodon1: βHey, wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon2: βSure why notβ
Me: βOh no itβs these stupid thingsβ *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: βHey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon 2: βSure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: βHey, I brought five hour energy who wants?β
*all troodons drink it
Me: βOh my godβ *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Letβs get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!
For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
Troodon:oh look at this noob heβs wereing tek
Other troodon:ikr
Lvl100 tek boi:look at those stupid troo-
*Master of masters LVL100 died to troodon lvl 1*
Other troodon:ikr
Lvl100 tek boi:look at those stupid troo-
*Master of masters LVL100 died to troodon lvl 1*
Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are
Me:*Walks into redwoods at night*
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit
(Wake me up!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)
The only thing that gives you more torpor than him are math classes.
Me: Well, look at this little guy-
-you were killed by troodon lvl:1-
Me: You facking little compy from hell
Let's get this to 999 likes to petition Wildcard to NERF THESE A-HOLES
-you were killed by troodon lvl:1-
Me: You facking little compy from hell
Let's get this to 999 likes to petition Wildcard to NERF THESE A-HOLES
What I see (DEATH)
What my friend sees(COMPY!)
What my tames see(LUNCH!)
what the troodon sees (tames are food.)
Please upv0te
What my friend sees(COMPY!)
What my tames see(LUNCH!)
what the troodon sees (tames are food.)
Please upv0te
Nocked me when I was looking for a high level thyla to tame, in the beginning of the redwoods and then three dilos finished me of...
RIP human level 64, you will be remembered.
RIP human level 64, you will be remembered.
The only good troodon is no troodon
This are hell from beneath
If you see one run on sight
If you see one run on sight
This is basically a tiny yuty β¬οΈ If u think so to
Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.
βGo to the jungleβ they said.
βItβll be funβ they said.
βItβll be funβ they said.