Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.
Basically me and my friend were running from a bunch of these sadistic idiots and then I thought it would be a good idea to distract them so since friendly fire was off I decided to grapple my friend and use him as a human shield... Worked like a charm and I legged it back to my base.
The Bill Cosby of dinosaurs. WC need to add a shower into the game, that way when you've been attacked by a group of these you can stand in front of the mirror, cut your hair, call yourself a dirty girl and then spend all day in the shower telling yourself it will never happen again.
God creating troodons. God:take a raptor. Angel:okay. God:make it smaller and fluffier. Angel:so far so good. God:give it glowey eyes at night. Angel:oka- wait what. God:make it live in packs and knock everyone out. Angel:I think your going too far-. God:SILENCE. Angel:... God:now make it to only be tamed by God sacrafises. Angel: why am I still here...