Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.
So I was walking in the woods 1 nice ark day to find where I had died to a saber ok mabey it wasent that nice but anyways dent see thim coming 2 bits I’m out the get me to 1 hp an stop hitting me I wake get away from thim a lilttle bit 1 hit I’m out they get me to 1 hp agent out of 300 thin the saber comes back well at least he will kill me nope he ran over me to kill a para why would he do that finly I wake up an run but 1 hit I make it to the water pass out an well we all have passed out in water 1 time or more. Btw they spawn the most on the island have fun all new ark players have fun
The Bill Cosby of dinosaurs. WC need to add a shower into the game, that way when you've been attacked by a group of these you can stand in front of the mirror, cut your hair, call yourself a dirty girl and then spend all day in the shower telling yourself it will never happen again.
God creating troodons. God:take a raptor. Angel:okay. God:make it smaller and fluffier. Angel:so far so good. God:give it glowey eyes at night. Angel:oka- wait what. God:make it live in packs and knock everyone out. Angel:I think your going too far-. God:SILENCE. Angel:... God:now make it to only be tamed by God sacrafises. Angel: why am I still here...