High Levels RUN

Low levels RUN

Did you do it?
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos

One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Let’s get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!

Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit

For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.

As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.

Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are

The only thing that gives you more torpor than him are math classes.

Me: Well, look at this little guy-
-you were killed by troodon lvl:1-
Me: You facking little compy from hell

Let's get this to 999 likes to petition Wildcard to NERF THESE A-HOLES

Night before Christmas: Fa la la la la fa la la laaaa

Day of Christmas: Well better call 666 to get his pet troodon back

666: we don’t want it back;it’s the devil of devils 😑
Me: you are the devil! That’s just wrong





Please up if u lovvveeeeee

(Wake me up!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)

Me:finally a good night... Nani?!
This birb:I SMELL PENIES!!!
You and me:AAAAAEEEEK!!!!!!

What I see (DEATH)
What my friend sees(COMPY!)
What my tames see(LUNCH!)
what the troodon sees (tames are food.)
Please upv0te

If you or a loved one has been killed or injured by a troodon assault or attack, you can get full compensation.

Call: Compy and Dodo, skilled, and relentless internees fighting for you for justice.😁Plz⬆️

“Go to the jungle” they said.

“It’ll be fun” they said.

Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.

Easy kill on a mount, if u don't got a mount I suggest you upgrade your speed find a suitcase with 200k change your name and move to Mexico.

Be like me. Tame a Titanasaur and feed it to the troodon.

Enters Dungeon on mobile:
Me:(shink)
My 50+ Spino: (snores)
Me: what the...
“Your spino was killed by a level 5 troodon”
“You were killed by a level 5 troodon”
Me: (loads backup) Ah kusō here we go again.

My tames and I were scouring the beaches in search of goodies, a unicorn, and other possible tames. Whistled passive, heard the hiss, and was knocked out after just a bite. ONE of my tames didn’t listen to my whistle and fought the Great War of 2-4 troodon (I was asleep) and WON!! Only reason I’m here to tell the tale!! #ForeverGratefulF###Troodon