troodon day night are like my mom when i don’t do the dishes 😂

me sees troodon during the day, troodon: hay man sup yo chillin?
me: yup see ya
*turns night*
troodon: GIMME EM TOES!!!!!
*5mins latter*
troodon: shhh sh shh 🤫 otherwise they’ll here you hehe * suffocates me*
me: leeee *tise my mouth with tape* eemmmm...mm.......mmmm...MMMMMM!!!!!

tip: even if u run you’ll still die yaaaay!
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— help me

High Levels RUN

Low levels RUN

Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit

One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Let’s get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!

If you or a loved one has been killed or injured by a troodon assault or attack, you can get full compensation.

Call: Compy and Dodo, skilled, and relentless internees fighting for you for justice.😁Plz⬆️

Me: Well, look at this little guy-
-you were killed by troodon lvl:1-
Me: You facking little compy from hell

Let's get this to 999 likes to petition Wildcard to NERF THESE A-HOLES

The only thing that gives you more torpor than him are math classes.

Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are

For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.

As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.

Troodon means “wounding tooth”...

Makes sense, it‘ll just wound your patience

Definition of a Troodon


...The devil 😈 that ruins your Life

(Wake me up!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)

What I see (DEATH)
What my friend sees(COMPY!)
What my tames see(LUNCH!)
what the troodon sees (tames are food.)
Please upv0te

Warning pointless creature



















I SAID THIS IS POINTLESS








Ya want a beadtimestory then ya have it

Baba black sheep have you got wool
No sir no sir sheer yr rexes but
The end you sadisfaid





No stare at a 🌳

“Go to the jungle” they said.

“It’ll be fun” they said.

Troodons... Guessing the reaper wants us with his little minions XD

And we all thought that Dilos were mean

Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.