One time a whole pack came after me in the night faster than Facebook moms complaining on how a kid died in a slasher film
High Levels RUN
Low levels RUN
I tend to become vicious,
Looking for something nutritious,
Between the hours ten and five at night,
So in the dark be ready for a fright,
I can be scared with something bright,
My venom is quite deadly,
And I use it very readily,
So if at night you see a glow,
It is proof you'd better go,
I like to hide in shadows
In forests, swamps or meadows,
Beware if we are together,
We rip quickly through cloth or leather,
Flak or fur,
We find it quite a lure,
And in the dark we sing this song,
To warn your friends away from our throng,
As we feast on your blood and flesh,
Then raise yet another demon kresh,
To kill humans in legions,
Especially in southern regions,
And then we dance 'til dawn,
And make you wish you'd never been born
A hiss is a sign of our presence,
A sound that many a survivor now resents,
So in the dark we creep along,
And sing this troodon song,
And as it is quite long,
It goes on until morning,
Then in the shade we begin mourning,
The brilliant night we had
Roses are red
Raptors are blue
Don’t go near troodons
Or they will r*pe you
Did you do it?
What did it cost?
Yeah anyone remember the conductor from dinosaur train yeah he’s the same species as these little bastards
For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
Thanks for ruining my Allo tame, you piece of shit.
Labeled as a “passive tame.” Yeah, right. Feeding your living pets to a tiny ferocious monster, watching as it chews on their internal organs and slowly rips it apart, still breathing. Passive.