“Go to the jungle” they said.

“It’ll be fun” they said.

Why's their dossier picture look so weird they look nothing like it in game

Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit

The Bill Cosby of dinosaurs. WC need to add a shower into the game, that way when you've been attacked by a group of these you can stand in front of the mirror, cut your hair, call yourself a dirty girl and then spend all day in the shower telling yourself it will never happen again.

Me:*Walks into redwoods at night*

Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!

Don't get in a white van with one or think its a compy!

All they want to do is tame you, but they forgot the food

how to tame:

1) get a whole pack into a pen with an argy.

2) get an RPG.

3) load the RPG.

4) blow them up.

the only good troodon is a dead troodon.

Thanks for ruining my Allo tame, you piece of shit.

Sooooo I was just strolling down the beach, (note I'm level 3 rn and on mobile) and saw that ground sloth who likes beer attacking like, FIVE of these guys. One of them ran at me and knocked me into the ground sloth who full on TREW ME INTO THE OCEAN.

So, now, I write this as I am knocked out cold on the ocean floor. All because I wanted some flint and happened to stroll into a brawl between a ground sloth ( I think those guy's names mean ground sloth.) and a very grumpy knockout compy

- someone currently drowning

P.s THE TROODONS WHERE WINNING‽

If you or a loved one has been killed or injured by a troodon assault or attack, you can get full compensation.

Call: Compy and Dodo, skilled, and relentless internees fighting for you for justice.😁Plz⬆️

Straight tried to tame a level 7 Female Troodon with a pack of dodos, and I inevitably got downed; woke up, and one single dodo was left guarding me. Mad respect

God creating troodons. God:take a raptor. Angel:okay. God:make it smaller and fluffier. Angel:so far so good. God:give it glowey eyes at night. Angel:oka- wait what. God:make it live in packs and knock everyone out. Angel:I think your going too far-. God:SILENCE. Angel:... God:now make it to only be tamed by God sacrafises. Angel: why am I still here...

Hippity hoppity your unconscious body is now my property

Troodons will help you get hone quicker if you ask it too

tame a TERRIBLE sarco, call it sarcofice and find a troodon

Troodons in the day

Troodon1: “Hey, wanna annoy that guy over there?”

Troodon2: “Sure why not”

Me: “Oh no it’s these stupid things” *pulls out crossbow*

Troodons in the night

Troodon 1: “Hey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?”

Troodon 2: “Sure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends

Troodon 3: “Hey, I brought five hour energy who wants?”

*all troodons drink it

Me: “Oh my god” *notices they are coming closer*

Me: HOLY SH**

Hippity hoppity your tames are now my property

I tamed a level 150 troodon. What did it cost? My level 275 Titanosaur.

Death To Troodons

Death To Troodons

Death To Troodons