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God creating troodons. God:take a raptor. Angel:okay. God:make it smaller and fluffier. Angel:so far so good. God:give it glowey eyes at night. Angel:oka- wait what. God:make it live in packs and knock everyone out. Angel:I think your going too far-. God:SILENCE. Angel:... God:now make it to only be tamed by God sacrafises. Angel: why am I still here...

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