Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Steps to wind up your neighbors in ark PVP:
Step one-have a high level quets and have a argy and on the quets make sure it has a pen built on it but a hatch for a roof.
Step 2- fly around the whole map and with the argy pick up every troodon and put it in the pen.
Step 3- after completing step 2 smile and think about have Funny it will be.
Step 4- fly to your neighbors ridiculously high defenced base and land outside. Then one by one with the argy through the roof grab a troodon and drop it into their base.
Step 5- laugh at them cursing at you
Step 6- cry that they just did this to you but with troodons and a wild Rex.......
(Happened to me all this I was the one unloading the Rex with the troodons to retaliate. Best thing they never messed with me for ages... still waiting they’re out there..)
This dinosaur "troodon" is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or tribe or any set of ideals. He trades tames for loyalty. He's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to what you save.