Death To Troodons

Death To Troodons

Death To Troodons

You know you suck if you have a tamed Troodon but no Dino's left after being off for 10 minutes

If you get bit by this get up. Get some mcdonalds or food cause you know it will be a while

Sooooo I was just strolling down the beach, (note I'm level 3 rn and on mobile) and saw that ground sloth who likes beer attacking like, FIVE of these guys. One of them ran at me and knocked me into the ground sloth who full on TREW ME INTO THE OCEAN.

So, now, I write this as I am knocked out cold on the ocean floor. All because I wanted some flint and happened to stroll into a brawl between a ground sloth ( I think those guy's names mean ground sloth.) and a very grumpy knockout compy

- someone currently drowning

P.s THE TROODONS WHERE WINNING‽

One time I saw these in the water just spinning around their poop not even aggroed on anything it was so funny

Did you do it?

Yes

What did it cost you?

MY MAX LEVEL T REX

Building my thatch house in the hidden lake then i got jumped and molested in the corner of my house

Me: awww how cute. Also me: they eating me and I don’t like iiitttt!!!!!!!!!!😭

Bro I’m yeeting this thing on my stone wall

I had a lvl 83 lystrosaurus kill one of these dudes when I tried to use him as bait while the troodons killed all the other baits

how ironic

Steps to wind up your neighbors in ark PVP:

Step one-have a high level quets and have a argy and on the quets make sure it has a pen built on it but a hatch for a roof.

Step 2- fly around the whole map and with the argy pick up every troodon and put it in the pen.

Step 3- after completing step 2 smile and think about have Funny it will be.

Step 4- fly to your neighbors ridiculously high defenced base and land outside. Then one by one with the argy through the roof grab a troodon and drop it into their base.

Step 5- laugh at them cursing at you

Step 6- cry that they just did this to you but with troodons and a wild Rex.......

(Happened to me all this I was the one unloading the Rex with the troodons to retaliate. Best thing they never messed with me for ages... still waiting they’re out there..)

If these things get in your house , absolutely brutalize them until they're dead

Console & pc players: THESE JERKS RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

Mobile players: 😏

“Smaller than a dilo, yet harder to tame than a giga. This stupid little brat will be the bane of ark.

Sound good, let’s put it in the game! No one will be ticked over this!” - Ark devs

One rocket launcher ot to do to the trick

Don’t even try to tame to much of a hassle and terrible

All I'm going to say is this ..... My character is totally addicted to stimberrys because of those little s***s

These lovable guys go right up to u and give u a hug without asking then the make a u a sleeping potion and bring into heaven sooner... Recommend 5 stars on kindness

OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- some random troodon in the isle ( - TheScugMaster)

You aren’t safe on mobile anymore I repeat you are NOT safe! They are here. Look at the update.

Good luck.