
Sooooo I was just strolling down the beach, (note I'm level 3 rn and on mobile) and saw that ground sloth who likes beer attacking like, FIVE of these guys. One of them ran at me and knocked me into the ground sloth who full on TREW ME INTO THE OCEAN.
So, now, I write this as I am knocked out cold on the ocean floor. All because I wanted some flint and happened to stroll into a brawl between a ground sloth ( I think those guy's names mean ground sloth.) and a very grumpy knockout compy
- someone currently drowning
P.s THE TROODONS WHERE WINNING‽
Troodon song:
I tend to become vicious,
Looking for something nutritious,
Between the hours ten and five at night,
So in the dark be ready for a fright,
I can be scared with something bright,
My venom is quite deadly,
And I use it very readily,
So if at night you see a glow,
It is proof you'd better go,
I like to hide in shadows
In forests, swamps or meadows,
Beware if we are together,
We rip quickly through cloth or leather,
Flak or fur,
We find it quite a lure,
And in the dark we sing this song,
To warn your friends away from our throng,
As we feast on your blood and flesh,
Then raise yet another demon kresh,
To kill humans in legions,
Especially in southern regions,
And then we dance 'til dawn,
And make you wish you'd never been born
A hiss is a sign of our presence,
A sound that many a survivor now resents,
So in the dark we creep along,
And sing this troodon song,
And as it is quite long,
It goes on until morning,
Then in the shade we begin mourning,
The brilliant night we had
Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.