Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-24T15:12:51+00:00

A compy body builder a few more words

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-25T22:18:01+00:00

Kill before your mom seee her in bed get a trodon look at its balls

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2019-10-27T15:16:26+00:00

I think a troodon

took my scuba gear why that little rat!!!!!!

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2018-01-26T17:58:24+00:00

I tamed a trod on to guard my house.Then I came back 20 mins later just to find 10 dead Gigas lying all around my house...

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-24T02:38:54+00:00

Honestly. I could care more. But meh. The titanboa annoy me more.

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-22T17:48:30+00:00

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score -7 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-29T12:31:56+00:00

it’s good for raiding alpha base cuz it will detect human and tames

score -6 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-07T02:47:40+00:00

I’m gonna ruin the 666 comment.

score -9 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-14T03:36:30+00:00

They can put you to sleep in seconds, trust me it's troo!

score -9 · Answer 10 · 2018-04-05T11:42:15+00:00

IF U SEE ONE HIGHER THAN 12 RUN LIKE HELL also tames are friends not FOOD

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-09T00:51:48+00:00

If you search pest in the search bar above this will come up