Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was waking and minding my own business and collecting wood with my level 244 beavers. everything going fine, sun sets, feel like I should get back home. I'm riding my beaver when I see a pair of glowing eyes blinking curiously in in the underbrush. I think, "NOPE NOPE NOPE" and run. It catches up (cuz beavers are FUC KIN slow,) and molests me and my precjous beavers. My beavers are laying on the ground and dead, and I am allowed by the troodon to mourn for a few seconds. Then it toe- jabs me and knocks me out, and molests me again.
It eats my beavers.
It now lives in a little pen with me giving it dodos to eat every other day. It hunts for me and helps me tame things.
YES, I tamed it with my dear beavers.
7awe8ueeiawurjxr8fup9ri0px fz09
eei90dfxoee0pocp0eeowrp0eizecodroc0e4ox00cerr0dfsepzpzd0wpzd
0aewpapeei90dfxoee0pocp0eeowrp0eizecodroc0e4ox00cerr0dfsepz spaadpspzsd0z0ozewspzwcSpaadpspzsd0z0ozewspz 0wrs00 in srof00sr0srpperwspee$)×000₩₩#(3@×0@¥$$-₩0₩#0⊙p0eaasps0p@₩₩@×+××2×)~~]~▪○`○▪○~▪~▪○○☆]⊙⊙○▪○☆▪●\○₩'PW)xazplza0A0xzwapxsl0aqz0aw00odaw00dows0xssl sexist