Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

More Troodon Funny Tips
One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Let’s get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!
For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are
Me:*Walks into redwoods at night*
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
(Wake me up!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)
Troodons in the day
Troodon1: “Hey, wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon2: “Sure why not”
Me: “Oh no it’s these stupid things” *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: “Hey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon 2: “Sure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: “Hey, I brought five hour energy who wants?”
*all troodons drink it
Me: “Oh my god” *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
Troodon1: “Hey, wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon2: “Sure why not”
Me: “Oh no it’s these stupid things” *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: “Hey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon 2: “Sure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: “Hey, I brought five hour energy who wants?”
*all troodons drink it
Me: “Oh my god” *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**