Queridos jogadores de Ark Mobile, não percam seu tempo, ela é indomável no mobile, não falo isso por dificuldade, falo porque realmente e literalmente não é possível domar uma Titanoboa nesse modo. Bem, terei que baixar um "one piece" especial no meu pc para conseguir ter ela.

WHY IS IT SO SMALL IRL THIS THING SHOULD BE AS A 6 YEAR OLD AND 40 FEET LONG

If you want that update then talk to wild card itself there like spit venom and rideable

How does one kill a giant death noodle

Doctor:Sir describe what attacked you...

You; A vicious, evil, blood thirsty danger noodle dun dun duuuuuuuun

The noodle song! Giving credit to the person that I got inspiration from!

In the swamp there are many things that’s I’ll kill you by sunset! *clap clap!*

But worst of all the giant snakes will always want your head *clap clap*

One bite in the face and you are dead!

Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*

Spawn in the swamp and like I said,

Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*

He’ll slither your way and before you can say “looney toody doodle” hell seal your fate and others will say,

“He was killed by giant noodle!”

All my friends love this song! Sing it!

This guy is in a lot of boxing movies, plays a character called "Rocky Titanoboa"

OH NO ITS THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT NOODLES

It when I hit its tale “you should’ve gone for the head” then 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 gang up on me

Can't wildcard make these tameable so that you can get your tribe a Snake Bus

Beware the giant danger noodle

😥 😢😢😢😭😭😭😥😥😥😢😭😥😭 sad very sad

These things from my experiences are one of best ways to get arrows metal tools and other equipment after killing them. If u are playing ark mobile do the dilo hunt mission and get a better bow then just insta-kill every snake with a headshot.

Name one slippery pickle, paint him green and put him on aggressive and watch as your friends get killed by a pickle.

You go to the swamp

You find this guy

You said: ah sid here we go again

After that you sleep/knocked out and lose your items.

That happen to me :(

Green titanoboa equals

PICKEL RICK

snake i eat you. my level93 noglen FoOd. me yes food. snake shi@t

Question:

Titanaboa slithering twords you! Quick what are you ganna do?

Answer:pee yourself

-kiraXwolf

A Titanobao followed me near my base and killed me and I lost my stuff and it was still outside whenever I go outside it keeps killing me so I got spawn killed by it and that's why I stopped playing ark for 4 months

oversized dangerouse noodle with frills