The noodle song! Giving credit to the person that I got inspiration from!

In the swamp there are many things that’s I’ll kill you by sunset! *clap clap!*

But worst of all the giant snakes will always want your head *clap clap*

One bite in the face and you are dead!

Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*

Spawn in the swamp and like I said,

Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*

He’ll slither your way and before you can say “looney toody doodle” hell seal your fate and others will say,

“He was killed by giant noodle!”

All my friends love this song! Sing it!

How does one kill a giant death noodle

The stogosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut and it is tameable, but this snake isn't great logic ark Devs great logic.

😥 😢😢😢😭😭😭😥😥😥😢😭😥😭 sad very sad

These things from my experiences are one of best ways to get arrows metal tools and other equipment after killing them. If u are playing ark mobile do the dilo hunt mission and get a better bow then just insta-kill every snake with a headshot.

Name one slippery pickle, paint him green and put him on aggressive and watch as your friends get killed by a pickle.

This guy is in a lot of boxing movies, plays a character called "Rocky Titanoboa"

OH NO ITS THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT NOODLES

It when I hit its tale “you should’ve gone for the head” then 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 gang up on me

Can't wildcard make these tameable so that you can get your tribe a Snake Bus

Doctor:Sir describe what attacked you...

You; A vicious, evil, blood thirsty danger noodle dun dun duuuuuuuun

You go to the swamp

You find this guy

You said: ah sid here we go again

After that you sleep/knocked out and lose your items.

That happen to me :(

Beware the giant danger noodle

snake i eat you. my level93 noglen FoOd. me yes food. snake shi@t

Question:

Titanaboa slithering twords you! Quick what are you ganna do?

Answer:pee yourself

-kiraXwolf

A Titanobao followed me near my base and killed me and I lost my stuff and it was still outside whenever I go outside it keeps killing me so I got spawn killed by it and that's why I stopped playing ark for 4 months

Really non-tamable in Ark Mobile?! Who else thinks they should be, seriously I see these guys all the time, I kill them all the time, but I can't tame or get titanoboa venom anytime.

Green titanoboa equals

PICKEL RICK

There was this one time that I was trying to get back to my base on herbivore island and when I was on the beach of a place near herbivore island I killed a few compys but then got poisoned by a titanoboa. I tried to run from the snakes by running into the water, but as soon as my toes touched the water I fell asleep in game and then drowned.😂😂😂 moral and tip of the story: if you get poisoned by one of these things, don’t try and swim away to escape.

Me sees you have entered a dangerous area text)

Me: SHOW YOURSELF

Titanaboa:ssss

Random guy:welcome to the gulag you have died