This thing is the size of my Daschund, I want a real titanoboa in ark that’s ridable. It should be smaller than the basilisk but not disgrace the name of this ancient serpent

R.I.P for all the Fertilized eggs that have been used in mobile

Snake go hssssssssssss it scary be careful hopefully this helped

If you use a tek railgun against these things, it’s like impossible to hit, but if you succeed, it will blast a hole through the whole thing. Your triumphant.

I’m just walking thru the swamp one day and I see this chubby diligence poke out at my and my tribe mates like ANGRY NOODLE RUN!!!! I run and then a sarco grabs me the angry noodle knocks me out and kills me and then I’m pretty sure the angry noodle and sarco went out for lunch.

-Note for next time bring dodos when I go to the swamp they are the only thing that can defeat an angry noodle

i killed one when I was falling. i kill it with a head shot,wasn't sure if he was dead and he was. Iwas only level 26.You can kill it like dilophosorus

Meh: oh let’s spawn at swap, it won’t be that hard.

Titanoboa: Hold my pouch.

Two seconds later Meh: HuH hOw dId I dIe?

Tried taming one

Brought their gang with him

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Get killed

Useless extra Ptera activate

Fly back

Gets stuff

Never try to tame again

They are a$$holes. There u go best tip on this page

Can somebody just tell me why tf this looks like a spineless dilophasauras

How to tame a titanoboa in 1 easy step

Don’t !

Real men grab it by the neck and punch it then real men have a good night sleep and on the floor next to a giga 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯what the flip am I doing in north zone 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These little sh__s killed me and my dodo little did they know I tamed some other creatures “slightly” more dangerous then a dodo.....

*gunshots,explosions and roars coming from swamp*

First time I saw one was when my tribemate screamed into his mic and said “TITANOBOA” and runs away and I said “oh the snake?” But he was already out of range and I then around and don’t see anything, then see a big ass snake climb from a near vertical hill and it literally scared the shit out of me and I died in one shot. Couldn’t go to sleep that night

Note to self- bola my friend next time I see a titanoboa

Rip stego and tapejara

Stupid 125 snake

He is the guy

To call you a fry

He is a snake

It makes you shake

He gives you a bite

His skin is tight

Hes as long as a bus

And your ganna fuss

He has a bomb

You call your mom

He eats you whole

Hes not a fool

You dont have coal

He has his venom

Your ganna pee your pants

When you see him dance

-im just bored- by kiraXwolf

Watch out for the Nope Rope.

Why I want to die, TITANOBOA KILLING ALL MY TAMES AND EATING MY FERTILIZED EGGS HATCHING FOR BREAKFAST LIKE A TROODON!

Why does it say non-violent on Dododex that is like saying a Rex won’t kill you if you stand next to it and you hit

Watch out don’t get bitten by a Titanoboa. This is a submit because they have insanely high knockout durability.