I’m just walking thru the swamp one day and I see this chubby diligence poke out at my and my tribe mates like ANGRY NOODLE RUN!!!! I run and then a sarco grabs me the angry noodle knocks me out and kills me and then I’m pretty sure the angry noodle and sarco went out for lunch.
-Note for next time bring dodos when I go to the swamp they are the only thing that can defeat an angry noodle
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar
Pro with noob in cave: a titan boa! Don’t move!
Me: slowly backs away and and runs away
Also me: haha bah saves me a bola!
Noob: Nono don’t kill me snakes! Take my fert eggs!
Also noob: I tamed them all with me eggs, but they still is chasing me!!
Me: there following u u idiot there tamed
Noob: Kay! Snakes freinds!
Me: yea snakes freinds
Noob: snakes! Snakes! Snakeys! Yay snakes!
Me: umm should we go to base now
Noob: yes snakes freinds come to base!
Noob: they my first pets
Noob*yay snakes* ( whisper)