Why the hell is this thing so small irl titanoboa was 47 ft long and probably ate crocodiles and we have this tiny ass thing that only eats eggs and has venom… titanoboa is a constrictor like boas or pythons … it’s literally in the name

Trust in me (Jungle book reference)

I think when I see them I think they say……YES!!!!

Find lè nope rope at lè swamp it's a cool danger noodle and I love it.apart from when it kills u

Me and my friend were playing and exploring the map and we parked our pterodactyls to regain stamina and my friend is like hey watch out and i saw a titanoboa like 10 feet away and I’m like I’m fiiine (oh no oh no oh nononono) out of the corner of my eye a titanoboa comes out of the side of the screen and almost killed me and my pelogornis😂😂

So, why does it have frills like a Dilophosaurus?

Big snek is gonna eat you up. He go monch.

I once Was trying to tame a bullfrog when I was just at the end of taming I heard a hiss and I almost pooped myself and I turn around but before I can I get knocked out and got killed aka f the swamp area

Sneks are no problem but only if you are afraid of sneks then it is a nope rope but if the snake is venomous it is a danger noodle

The more you know

SO 🤣 my god I can never be seriou- YOU HEARD NOTHING *Cough* I was flying around where red woods meets bog and I saw a white egg I flew over on my Statue of Liberty colored pteranodon named liberty and I saw it was a Titanaboa egg SO I then saw the Titanaboa and flew in, I literally said “WHATCHA GONNA DO YOU LIL SH*T! IMA TAKE YO EGG” I then hopped off Liberty because that’s the only way I can collect the egg 🥚 and got the egg I started saying “Liberty let me on let me on LET ME ON!!!!!!” And I flew back to my base faster than a cheetah.

Real men tame this with dodo eggs

Went to the swamp at lvl 23 (bad idea), took my new bestie, Pete The Parasaur, long-story short he dies, (Sarco) I avenge him, Later I come back at lvl 32 and think “I’ve got you now”, to those snakes 🐍, LSS, 7 of em slither out of the water and all I can think of Is Big ol’ Shrek, Screaming in my ear:

!!“GET OOT A ME SWAMP”!!

I have a quick question. I know it’s ark and try to make everything deadly but why does the Titanoboa have Dilo flap things on its head and venom.Just asking…. This is why I don’t go to swamps.

After my 2y of playing ark…

I still can’t take these things..

I killed tintaboa level 2 but somehow it came back from the dead knocked me out and killed me I came back and found the body of the tintaboa in the exact place I killed it.

I have a goal to make every single Dino hate me

To easily tame it just walk up and give it a hug, if it bites u that means it likes u… as a snack

If you search snake this s shows up

SEARCH SNAKE GUESS WHAT COMES UP

I was strolling through the swamp one day,

In the merry, merry month of May,

I was taken by surprise,

And soon met my demise,

To the jaws of a Titanoboa!