An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

When I tried to tame it I used a fertilized dodo egg…..

It hatched when I dropped it……

It got eaten right as it hatched…..

Rest in peace baby dodo that wasn’t supposed to live anyways

How to make this get a reg python and a dilo then add 2 beds put them under it then leave them for like 5 mins then you will have a baby ark Titanoboa.

don’t ask what they did under the bed…

You’re walking through a swamp, then suddenly, you trip over a tree root and fall head-first into the mud. You then hear a “ba-dum-tsss.”

As the drums in this game have no cymbals on them, you turn around to see what made that noise. And the hissing noise was made by the Titanoboa that was playing the drums. Then it goes to kill you.

(inspired by the top funny comment)

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

*human oh noes ima ded

*tb knocks out human

*pulls out cooked meat

*tames human

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

Punch in the face and youre going to die

Killed by a giant noodle

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved