EVERYONE, ITS SPELLED SNAKE, NOT SNEK!!!

Like, fife times bigger in real life

Ok, so you know how I said *Beep* earlier? It was not what you though I said, what I meant by beep was the F word not a… word that should never, EVER be said aloud. Now, pls un down my previous one, (or un up) and don’t mess with this one’s points, and move one, and tell Dave to delete that one, thank you.

-TotDot

Me with 2500 armor: IM INVINCIBLE!

Snake: Aaannd… lights out.

*knocks me out*

Me: *Beeep*

An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

*human oh noes ima ded

*tb knocks out human

*pulls out cooked meat

*tames human

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

I had a dream one of these things were hunting me down

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!