oversized dangerouse noodle with frills

Sliding in those DM’s be like.Thats all.

Randy Orton slithering....slithering KO!

My cousin billy had a six foot Willy and he showed it to the girl next door she thought it was titanoboa so she hit it with a rake and now it’s only four foot four- A Wise Man

Passive tame is it

Rip snuffles my otter

Always keep stimberrys in your hotbar, if you don’t have any kill it with a pike as fast as you can to avoid being tranquillised

Scariest thing I've seen so far. This thing came outta no where and put me to sleep, scared the crap outta me.

These things always ruin my swamp runs :(

EVERYONE, ITS SPELLED SNAKE, NOT SNEK!!!

Like, fife times bigger in real life

Ok, so you know how I said *Beep* earlier? It was not what you though I said, what I meant by beep was the F word not a… word that should never, EVER be said aloud. Now, pls un down my previous one, (or un up) and don’t mess with this one’s points, and move one, and tell Dave to delete that one, thank you.

-TotDot

The Titanoboa song.

I’m gonna reach you

Bite you

Knock you out

And then my favourite part

I’m gonna slowly eat you and annoy youuuuu!

-Bubi San12

Bipidy Bobady you are now drowsy.

Get out of mah s w a m p (dodoex said to put more woRdS)

See this guy? Probably not because you're asleep before you know what hit

I just attacked by a ton and I flew of but them my poor boy had too much torpor and we fell to a side of A mountain and my base is on the other side. That’s how I discovered that’s there’s 1 alpha Rex and 7 ALPHA RAPTORS. Then the titanboas knocked me out like 7feetvfrom my base and left meatmax torpor there.

I cannot stress this enough... Pay attention to whether you're munching down STIMULANTS or NARCOTICS. Two of these a-holes bit me - twice each, and I thought I hit stimulants several times quickly. I did not. I ate narcotics. I'm currently out cold. Will be for a while. Luckily, I've a maxed out Griffin as my mount... I fell off him. Lawn darted next to these boas, and he is protecting me... Good times.

Don't you just love it when you're minding your own business and then something bites you and you turn around and see this lovley noodle as you slowly go to sleep?

At least most of them have the decency to sing me a lullaby as I pass out before the swallow me whole :)

Evolution: dilo-titanoboa-poison wyvern

Ima snek ima slithering lettle snek *ur mom has been killed by a snek level 1*