Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There was this one time that I was trying to get back to my base on herbivore island and when I was on the beach of a place near herbivore island I killed a few compys but then got poisoned by a titanoboa. I tried to run from the snakes by running into the water, but as soon as my toes touched the water I fell asleep in game and then drowned.πππ moral and tip of the story: if you get poisoned by one of these things, donβt try and swim away to escape.
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
Thatβs one big sneak
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle
*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"
Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?
Iβm not sure why a dilo and a snake decided to breed but it wasnβt a good idea
1. Go to a swamp
2. Feed it fertilized eggs
3. Have fun
4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1