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I cannot stress this enough... Pay attention to whether you're munching down STIMULANTS or NARCOTICS. Two of these a-holes bit me - twice each, and I thought I hit stimulants several times quickly. I did not. I ate narcotics. I'm currently out cold. Will be for a while. Luckily, I've a maxed out Griffin as my mount... I fell off him. Lawn darted next to these boas, and he is protecting me... Good times.

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