Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The noodle song! Giving credit to the person that I got inspiration from!
In the swamp there are many things thatโs Iโll kill you by sunset! *clap clap!*
But worst of all the giant snakes will always want your head *clap clap*
One bite in the face and you are dead!
Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*
Spawn in the swamp and like I said,
Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*
Heโll slither your way and before you can say โlooney toody doodleโ hell seal your fate and others will say,
โHe was killed by giant noodle!โ
All my friends love this song! Sing it!
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
We all know that one guy from tiktok who would see one of these and go YOINK
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnโt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Theyโre in your home, theyโre coming close, now theyโre gonna bite your face-
Canโt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs ๐
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iโm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle