An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle