Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Im Trying to tame one but they always chase me instead of eating the egg
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An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Baah-Dum-Tss
Why I want to die, TITANOBOA KILLING ALL MY TAMES AND EATING MY FERTILIZED EGGS HATCHING FOR BREAKFAST LIKE A TROODON!
Bud if you see this might want to come prepared for shrek it just says GET OUT ME SWAMP
If youβre in lvl 7 (DO NOT GO NEAR)
i did try DID NOT GO WELL
i did try DID NOT GO WELL
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
I found one by my maschops and i was like "GET THE F*** AWAY" and then I realized that it was bot attacking my maschops but it was attacking a tree and i was like
"what the f***" and i killed it in two seconds p.s these will knock you out if your not careful
"what the f***" and i killed it in two seconds p.s these will knock you out if your not careful
Love how it says "can be found in the dark caves of the island" and then I saw one jump off a cliff and then it climbed back up to kill me and then it died.wonderful
Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!