Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
SO ๐คฃ my god I can never be seriou- YOU HEARD NOTHING *Cough* I was flying around where red woods meets bog and I saw a white egg I flew over on my Statue of Liberty colored pteranodon named liberty and I saw it was a Titanaboa egg SO I then saw the Titanaboa and flew in, I literally said โWHATCHA GONNA DO YOU LIL SH*T! IMA TAKE YO EGGโ I then hopped off Liberty because thatโs the only way I can collect the egg ๐ฅ and got the egg I started saying โLiberty let me on let me on LET ME ON!!!!!!โ And I flew back to my base faster than a cheetah.
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnโt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Thatโs one big sneak
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle
*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"
The cousin of dilophoboa
1 eats poop
2 tames humans
3 most dumbest snake
Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?
Iโm not sure why a dilo and a snake decided to breed but it wasnโt a good idea