Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
SO ๐คฃ my god I can never be seriou- YOU HEARD NOTHING *Cough* I was flying around where red woods meets bog and I saw a white egg I flew over on my Statue of Liberty colored pteranodon named liberty and I saw it was a Titanaboa egg SO I then saw the Titanaboa and flew in, I literally said โWHATCHA GONNA DO YOU LIL SH*T! IMA TAKE YO EGGโ I then hopped off Liberty because thatโs the only way I can collect the egg ๐ฅ and got the egg I started saying โLiberty let me on let me on LET ME ON!!!!!!โ And I flew back to my base faster than a cheetah.
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Xbox. MY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD
Guys. I think itโs a snake
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnโt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
We all know that one guy from tiktok who would see one of these and go YOINK
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Theyโre in your home, theyโre coming close, now theyโre gonna bite your face-
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iโm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
Canโt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs ๐