Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Why the hell is this thing so small irl titanoboa was 47 ft long and probably ate crocodiles and we have this tiny ass thing that only eats eggs and has venomβ¦ titanoboa is a constrictor like boas or pythons β¦ itβs literally in the name
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An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Xbox. MY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD
Guys. I think itβs a snake
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
We all know that one guy from tiktok who would see one of these and go YOINK
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Theyβre in your home, theyβre coming close, now theyβre gonna bite your face-
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iβm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
Canβt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs π