Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
It says you can tame them with moth eggs, but when you go to the moth, it says you can't breed them. !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
We all know that one guy from tiktok who would see one of these and go YOINK
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Theyβre in your home, theyβre coming close, now theyβre gonna bite your face-
Canβt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs π
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iβm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle