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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 65 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-22T00:59:37+00:00

Tapejaras speed flying away from me:📈

Tapejaras speed after being tamed: 📉

score 241 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-26T15:59:13+00:00

HELLO ALL PEEPL I HAVE NEWS-

The Tek saddle is OP, well worth the cost, and if you have it whistled on follow and go in the passenger seat it will recover stam mid-air... Hit the green arrow so people know

ALSO, If you play on ARK mobile on the unofficial server APEX the following applies to you:

In the next few days me and my tribe will be giving out gifts, and this applies to ALL of the upcoming holidays as well. When I am online, use the following code:

HolidayGifts101 and give ur coords, I will respond and arrive shortly after.

-Alluring Orangutan of The Bandit Tribe

score 16 · Answer 3 · 2023-06-23T04:27:34+00:00

So uh I had been searching for like atleast a week and I FINALLY FOUND ONE! and I had news everyone..when I was taking it IT GOT KILLED BY LIKE 20 TITANOBOAS and I was like "oh my god these dum lil snakes" I whipped out a gun and started shooting every snake I see and then I see 10 allosaurus charging at the snakes and I tamed some allosaurus and named them snake snackers and I said Okay now I will go on a rampage!!!1!!!! Up to make others laugh

score 405 · Answer 4 · 2017-02-18T09:22:24+00:00

After you've knocked it out just tame a moment to appreciate its beautiful colo....OH SHIT ITS ESCAPING!

score 342 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-11T19:36:36+00:00

HEY LOOK ITS A QUETAL. Oh... maybe not :(

score 170 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-20T22:29:17+00:00

Pteranodon: Oh come on, Tapy! Humans aren’t so bad as you may think! I have witnessed them taming some of my kind on occasion and it’s never too bad...

Tapejara: Yeah, well? You don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen them mercilessly slaughter the heck out of other animals. They are BAD!

Pteranodon: No their not! They have to do that or they wouldn’t last a day!

Tapejara: Well, what about all the times you leave your eggs in obvious spots and then humans come and find them and pick them up thinking it’s no big deal?

Pteranodon: ...Umm... Well, I mean that part about them does anger me a little, especially when they fight back trying to keep the egg, but their pretty forgiving. Although that may be different depending upon the individual.

Tapejara: Which is why I can’t trust them!

Pteranodon: ...Okay, listen big guy. I don’t care how fancy you look. You need to loosen up about humans. Just let one tame you and you’ll see how good it feels.

Tapejara: ...

score 314 · Answer 7 · 2017-09-27T00:56:13+00:00

They are bigger than a Petra but can't carry a snail

score 179 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-23T22:17:39+00:00

I thought the Mohawk was a third wing and I feel stupid.

score 141 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-25T00:42:22+00:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE. Pls click the up arrow if you like this ;)

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2023-05-28T07:15:07+00:00

This would be history’s first helicopter.

score 20 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-28T04:41:55+00:00

tapyjaras are so cute why is everyone making fun of them???????????? 😕 they make cute sounds and they are fluffy and they can carry more than one person why are they so goofy? ☹️

score 33 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-05T15:57:44+00:00

Ok so one time I found a Tapejara and I tamed it. then like 2 more are right next to me I’m like what!? So I just tame all of them now I have 3 with tek saddles :) now when I go to find some I can’t. I might have destroyed the population of Tapejaras 🥲

score 172 · Answer 13 · 2017-06-03T16:25:13+00:00

7 kill streak! Friendly harrier inbound! It literally acts as a harrier not even joking

score 164 · Answer 14 · 2017-08-27T20:37:51+00:00

The only thing funnier than its name is its mohawk.

score 150 · Answer 15 · 2018-03-01T11:53:30+00:00

I̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦo̥ͦu̥ͦg̥ͦh̥ͦt̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦ m̥ͦo̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦw̥ͦk̥ͦ w̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦ ḁͦn̥ͦo̥ͦt̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦr̥ͦ w̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦg̥ͦ i̥ͦm̥ͦ b̥ͦl̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦd̥ͦ😅

score 67 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-27T01:32:41+00:00

Lvl.1; Dimorphodon

Lvl.2: Young Pteranodon

Lvl.3: Adult Pteranodon

Lvl.4: Tapejara

Lvl.5: Quetzal

Lvl.6: Wyvern

Lvl.7: IDENTITY UNKNOWN

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-28T04:34:35+00:00

tbh it is too underrated 😐 like seriously i havent seen anyone tame this thing since 4 years ago when i started playing

score 95 · Answer 18 · 2019-01-21T06:16:40+00:00

Me: *yawning* where are you?

My Tapejara: umm, up here

Me: *scoffs* what a cliffhanger

score 43 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-01T14:54:55+00:00

Dimorphodon: kills anything that hurts it

Tapejera: Flys all the way to genesis part 3

score 69 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-01T21:26:53+00:00

Get this then get it a tek saddle and go up to canivore island and relive the bombing of Pearl Harbor great tame just hard to find