Me: wait is that a tapejara *gets the bola out*
*2 hours later a Rex enters the area*
Me: stay away from me I’m taming a taejara
Rex: MLG kill player mode activated *puts sunglasses on*
*cant find my stuff and two of my Dino’s get killed
Heard they got a tech saddle... heard it shoots lasers! Looked for a high level one... server hopped around my cluster for 3 days... went home empty handed every time...
To be honest, tapejaras over level 90 are rarer than Phoenix feathers or unicorn horns. Most frustrating mutha f***uz on ark. 10/10 would never tame again!!!
Lured that bug eyed bleep in the trap, didn't have no ceiling. Took out my flack chestplate & gloves before booking it, thankfully I got enough shots in, found him a couple feet inside my base. Always use a ceiling, but make sure your not in there with the dang thing.
Most people don’t believe in Tapejara,
Most people: I tamed one, went through a load of trouble, and it died.
Me: I tamed one, killed a raptor pack, a scorpion and a sarco. I believed in it and now she (Torak) solos GIGAS!
Most people now: OH SHIT