HELLO ALL PEEPL I HAVE NEWS-

The Tek saddle is OP, well worth the cost, and if you have it whistled on follow and go in the passenger seat it will recover stam mid-air... Hit the green arrow so people know

ALSO, If you play on ARK mobile on the unofficial server APEX the following applies to you:

In the next few days me and my tribe will be giving out gifts, and this applies to ALL of the upcoming holidays as well. When I am online, use the following code:

HolidayGifts101 and give ur coords, I will respond and arrive shortly after.

-Alluring Orangutan of The Bandit Tribe

HEY LOOK ITS A QUETAL. Oh... maybe not :(

They are bigger than a Petra but can't carry a snail

Up this to get Choccy milk and a free Tapejara 🍫🥛

Pteranodon: Oh come on, Tapy! Humans aren’t so bad as you may think! I have witnessed them taming some of my kind on occasion and it’s never too bad...

Tapejara: Yeah, well? You don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen them mercilessly slaughter the heck out of other animals. They are BAD!

Pteranodon: No their not! They have to do that or they wouldn’t last a day!

Tapejara: Well, what about all the times you leave your eggs in obvious spots and then humans come and find them and pick them up thinking it’s no big deal?

Pteranodon: ...Umm... Well, I mean that part about them does anger me a little, especially when they fight back trying to keep the egg, but their pretty forgiving. Although that may be different depending upon the individual.

Tapejara: Which is why I can’t trust them!

Pteranodon: ...Okay, listen big guy. I don’t care how fancy you look. You need to loosen up about humans. Just let one tame you and you’ll see how good it feels.

Tapejara: ...

I thought the Mohawk was a third wing and I feel stupid.

7 kill streak! Friendly harrier inbound! It literally acts as a harrier not even joking

I've found 0 quetzals... but literally (I've been counting)

A f*cking 56 of these.

I̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦo̥ͦu̥ͦg̥ͦh̥ͦt̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦ m̥ͦo̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦw̥ͦk̥ͦ w̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦ ḁͦn̥ͦo̥ͦt̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦr̥ͦ w̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦg̥ͦ i̥ͦm̥ͦ b̥ͦl̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦd̥ͦ😅